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How the Vice Girls met has long been a subject
of myth and mystery! Let us put you straight!
Miss Clit and Miss Veronica were childhood friends. They
played together, argued over Barbie dolls and Action Men
until they decided music was a career they would follow.
About this time there was a group they adored. And so they
formed a tribute to their heroes.
And so Conditioner was born! Unfortunately for Miss Clit and
Miss Veronica, the group Shampoo wasn’t to last all that
long!
Now the girls were mortified at Shampoo’s demise, and so
decided to head into town for some retail therapy. There
favourite store was always the most happening store in
town...Littlewoods!
Now they were hungry, and so decided to head downstairs into
the famous Food Hall.
Miss Cherrie Bliss was extremely proud of working the
Littlewoods Cheese Counter. After all, she was following in
the footsteps of three generations of her family!
But nothing rattled her more than celebrities! She became so
nervous! And goodness me! Two of her favourites had just
walked through the door. Miss Veronica Velcro and Miss Clit
O’Ris from the tribute group Conditioner! She loved them!
In fact she got so excited she dropped the ball of Edam
cheese she was holding! And oh my, it was rolling along the
floor! And where would it end up? Where else, but at the
stilettoed feet of Miss Clit and Miss Veronica!
And so it was the three girls met...three coffees and two
cherry Bakewells later [Miss Clit hadn’t eaten since 1984]
and The Vice Girls were born!
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